east coast transplant

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A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast and now thinks pizza is a snack, not a religion.
I moved here for a job, now I'm stuck with avocado toast and people who don't know what a good burger is.
My cousin came from New York and now thinks tacos are the worst thing ever.
I tried to explain the meaning of life to my roommate. He just asked for a subway sandwich.
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A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast and now talks like they're in a commercial.
I moved out here and now I say 'fancy' instead of 'cool.'
My friend from Philly now calls everything 'amazing' and uses the word 'literally' wrong.
I moved here and now I say 'on fleek' and think it's a real thing.
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A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast and now thinks the sun rises in California.
I moved here and now I think the ocean is a lake and the sun rises in California.
My friend from Boston thinks the west coast is just a fancy suburb.
I came out here for a better life, now I think the sky is just a ceiling.
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