1 fart ice that freezes your ass off Expand My feet are so numb I think I lost them in the snow.I tried to walk on it and now my toes are screaming.I swear this ice is trying to freeze my soul. + Examples
2 a huge chunk of ice that comes out of your fridge and bites you Expand I tried to grab a piece and it pinched my finger like it was mad.This ice is like a giant block of pain.I walked into it and now my leg feels like it's on fire. + Examples
3 tiny ice cubes that try to stab you in the mouth Expand I drank it and now my tongue is screaming.They’re like little ice knives.I tried to eat them and now my teeth are angry. + Examples