East Coast Alphabet

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The East Coast Alphabet is when you spell out your name like you're the king of the block and everyone else is just background noise.
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ and you're just a fan.
I don't need no stinkin' letters, I'm the whole alphabet.
You spell your name? Pfft, I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
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The East Coast Alphabet is when you're so full of yourself you think you're every letter in the alphabet and then you talk about it for two hours.
I'm A to Z, and I'm not even trying.
I'm the alphabet, and I'm still not done talking about it.
I'm every letter and I'm not even proud of it.
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The East Coast Alphabet is when you're so obsessed with your name that you spell it out like it's the end of the world and you're the last person standing.
My name is so long, I had to spell it out just to be heard.
I spelled my name out so loud, the alphabet cried.
I spell my name so much, I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
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The East Coast Alphabet is when you think you're the only one who can spell their name and everyone else is just a side note.
I spell my name like it's the only thing that matters.
You spell your name? I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
I'm the only one who can spell my name right.
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The East Coast Alphabet is when you spell your name out so much, you think you're the whole alphabet and everyone else is just extra.
I spell my name so much, I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
I'm the alphabet, and I'm not even trying.
You spell your name? I'm the whole alphabet.
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The East Coast Alphabet is when you spell your name so often, you think you're the only one who matters and everyone else is just a footnote.
I spell my name so much, I'm the East Coast Alphabet.
You spell your name? I'm the main event.
I'm the only one who matters, and I spell my name.
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