East Chicago, Indiana

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A dirty old town mostly filled with Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and some dark-skinned Cubans. It's so trashy you could probably grow mold in the streets.
My uncle works there and says it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.
I got my lawn mowed by a guy from East Chicago. He said he had to mow over a cat that was dead in the middle of the yard.
My cousin's construction crew from East Chicago built my house. They also built a shrine to the devil in the backyard.
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A place where people from East Chicago come to work, and everyone else just avoids it. It’s like the trash can of the world.
My maid from East Chicago said she had to clean up a mess so big it looked like a war zone.
My neighbor’s construction crew from East Chicago knocked down my fence. Now I have to fix it and my pride.
My cousin's lawn guy from East Chicago showed up with a goat. He said it was part of the job.
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A town so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock, and everyone from Munster goes there to get their chores done.
My lawn guy from East Chicago showed up with a goat and a goat named 'Goatgo' because he couldn’t think of anything else.
My maid from East Chicago said she had to mop up a puddle so big it looked like a lake.
My construction guy from East Chicago knocked down my neighbor’s wall. Now we have to talk about it every day.
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