east central

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A high school in southeastern Indiana that's obsessed with sports, but can't figure out how to play lacrosse. The guys are hot, but they're also brain-dead and treat girls like trash. The girls fight like cats in a trash can, and it's all because of some boy.

"Why did you cheat on me?", said by a girl who just got caught wearing her ex's shirt at the prom.

"You're gonna get kicked out of the team if you don't stop talking.", said by a coach who can't even spell 'lacrosse'.

"I'm gonna beat you up if you don't stop flirting with my best friend.", said by a girl who just got a B in math.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A school so dumb, even the teachers and bus drivers are dumb. They have H1N1 outbreaks, teachers write bad stuff on the bathroom walls, and the football team is so bad, they lost to a group of kindergartners.

"I got a D because I fell asleep in math class.", said by a kid who still got a D.

"Why are we still doing this? We've had 10 outbreaks.", said by a student who got infected again.

"Operation Electric Thunder was a disaster. The lights didn’t even work.", said by a kid who tried to start the operation.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A school so bad, they might as well be a jail. The teachers are abusive, the students are wild, and the principal is a weirdo who breaks laws. The school is going to close in 2026, and no one will miss it.

"Why are you yelling at me?", said by a kid who just got in trouble for eating in class.

"I've been investigated for abusing kids.", said by the principal who still has no idea what he did.

"You got a 0.4 star rating. That’s worse than a donut.", said by a student who got a 0.4.

by Slangipedia 4d ago