East Carolina University

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East Carolina University is a school in Greenville, NC that smells like cheap beer and regret. It has over 25,000 students who probably wish they were anywhere else.
"I got my degree from ECU and still haven't forgiven it." - @PirateFan4Life
"ECU is where I learned to drink and forget." - @ECUStudent2023
"Why does this school have so many people who look like they just woke up from a bar fight?" - @ECUAlum2010
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ECU started as a place for teachers but now it’s just a place where students pass out on the floor after drinking too much.
"I passed out in the hallway and woke up in the parking lot." - @ECUStudent2022
"My professor is a teacher, but my roommate is a pirate." - @ECUStudent2021
"I went to ECU, and now I have a headache that won’t go away." - @ECUStudent2020
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ECU is known for its stupid football team, its amazing baseball team, and its party scene that will make your mom cry.
"The football team is worse than my ex." - @ECUStudent2023
"I went to the Halloween party and saw a ghost wearing a pirate hat." - @ECUStudent2022
"The party at ECU is the reason I failed chemistry." - @ECUStudent2021
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ECU is ranked for having the hottest girls, but I swear half of them are just pretending.
"They said the girls were hot, but I just saw one eating a pizza." - @ECUStudent2023
"I went to ECU and got a date... and then a pizza." - @ECUStudent2022
"If I had to choose between a hot girl and a pizza, I’d take the pizza." - @ECUStudent2021
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ECU’s mascot is a pirate named Pee Dee, and its colors are purple and gold, which look like someone threw up on a gold bar.
"Pee Dee the Pirate looks like he just got thrown off a ship." - @ECUStudent2023
"Why is the mascot a pirate and not a pirate who can actually swim?" - @ECUStudent2022
"The colors are so bad, I think they’re trying to blind us." - @ECUStudent2021
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ECU is a school that loves its baseball team, hates its football team, and thinks it’s the party capital of the world.
"The baseball team is good, but the football team is a joke." - @ECUStudent2023
"I’ve partied so much at ECU, I don’t remember my own name." - @ECUStudent2022
"ECU’s party scene is so good, I might never leave." - @ECUStudent2021
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