East Buttfuck

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A place so empty and gross it could be the reason why your grandpa smells like a dead raccoon.
I live in East Buttfuck and my only neighbor is a guy who yells at squirrels.
My friend moved to East Buttfuck and now he thinks he's a philosopher.
I got stuck in East Buttfuck for three days and my phone died.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A town so small it probably doesn’t even know its own name and it definitely doesn’t know you.
I went to East Buttfuck and the only store there sold expired hot dogs.
My cousin got married in East Buttfuck and the only guest was his goldfish.
I tried to escape East Buttfuck but my car broke down in a ditch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A place so boring it could put a cat to sleep and then bury it.
My job in East Buttfuck is just sitting in a chair and watching the ceiling.
I tried to start a band in East Buttfuck and now I just sing to cows.
I moved to East Buttfuck and now I dream about pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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