East Bumfuck

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East Bumfuck is a town so tiny, your daughter’s entire life is just a bunch of bad decisions and bad neighbors.
My daughter’s life is 27 people and one bad pizza.
Population 27? That’s not a town, that’s a group chat.
I live there now. It’s like being stuck in a bad dream with my ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is a place so lost, even Google Maps throws up its hands and cries.
Amazon won’t deliver there? I tried to send a birthday cake and it got lost in the woods.
Hull, Massachusetts? That place is so small, it’s like a fart in a sock.
I got lost trying to find it. I’m still lost.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is the worst possible place ever. Like, the worst of the worst.
That place is the worst. I’d rather get stabbed than live there.
Worst place ever? That’s not a town, that’s a punishment.
If hell had a zip code, it would be East Bumfuck.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is when the parking lot is so far away, you think you’re going to die walking there.
That parking lot is like a marathon. I walked so far, I got blisters and a new attitude.
I had to park so far away, I got lost on the way back.
Parking lot so far, I thought I was walking to Canada.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is a place you end up at by accident, and you’re never going to forget it.
I got stuck there by accident. Now I hate my life.
That town is so bad, I think I got sent there by a curse.
I didn’t mean to go there. Now I live there.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is a town so imaginary, it was invented by two kids who thought they were cool.
Mrs. Clit and Willis? Those two are the reason I hate imaginary friends.
That town is so fake, it’s like a bad dream.
It’s been around since 1967? That’s longer than my attention span.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Bumfuck is when you drive for hours just to realize you’re still not even close to anywhere.
I drove for hours and still wasn’t anywhere. That’s not a town, that’s a joke.
That place is so far out, it’s like being in the middle of a desert.
I drove for hours and it was still nowhere. I’m out.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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