East Bumcrack University

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A crummy school that makes up dumb science stuff to say global warming isn’t real. They’re like the clowns of climate research.
My professor said the sun is causing all the heat, not humans. I told him he’s a fool.
They published a study saying ice cream melts the Earth. It’s nonsense.
I got a D because I said the Earth is getting hotter. They said I’m a fake scientist.
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A fake college that spits out lies about the weather to make people think global warming is fake. They’re like the frauds of the science world.
My teacher said CO2 is just a myth. I said he’s a fake professor.
They wrote a paper that said the Earth is getting colder. It’s total nonsense.
I failed a test because I believed in global warming. They said I’m a fake student.
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A lousy school that makes up fake science to lie about the planet getting hotter. They’re like the trash of the research world.
They said the Earth is getting colder because of ice cream. I said that’s stupid.
My teacher told me the sun is making the Earth hot. I said he’s a fake scientist.
They gave me an F because I believed in real science. I said they’re fake professors.
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