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A place so far away it makes your feet hurt just thinking about it.
"Man, East Bumblefuck is like the opposite of my town. I don't even know where it is.", @DebaterDude
"Why would anyone go to East Bumblefuck? It's like going to the moon.", @CoachWally
"I had to drive eight hours to get to East Bumblefuck. My car hates me.", @RuralRider