East Brunswick, NJ

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The richest of the Brunswicks. Full of rich Jews, Asians, and Italians. The high school is loaded with hot girls and jocks who think they're the kings of the world.
My cousin went to East Brunswick High and dated the quarterback. He was a total tool.
My mom says East Brunswick is where the rich kids live. I don't know why she thinks that.
I moved to East Brunswick and now I think I'm the worst kid there.
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A town with rich people who think they're way better than the other Brunswicks. The high school is ranked 71 in New Jersey, which is weird because there are a bunch of Asians and Indians there.
My friend moved to East Brunswick and now he thinks he's cooler than everyone else.
East Brunswick kids think they're the best because they wear expensive cologne and jerk dance.
I went to the mall in East Brunswick and all the kids looked like they were trying too hard to be cool.
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A town so trashy, it looks like a landfill. Only rich people pass through when they're rolling in fancy cars.
My uncle said East Brunswick is like a landfill with rich people.
I went to East Brunswick and it looked like no one cleaned it in years.
My cousin moved there and now he smells like a landfill.
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