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A tiny town in Massachusetts where everyone’s related, the pizza is decent, and the only thing bigger than the cows is the amount of junk people buy at Ocean State. The local theater is so broke it probably dreams in dollars.
My cousin’s cousin’s cousin works at Viking Pizza and still thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I bought a toaster at Ocean State and it didn’t even toast my mom’s hair.
The movie theater tried to raise money by selling tickets for $10 and no one showed up.