East Bowling

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A dump right below Bradford town. Full of pissheads, dealers, junkies and shops that sell chips and lollies. You get mugged, robbed, asked if you smoke weed or if you want your garden dug up.
I walked into East Bowling and got robbed by a kid with a knife and a bad haircut.
My mum lives there and she got burgled three times last week.
I went to buy chips and got asked if I wanted a hit of weed.
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South of Bradford town. Where drunks, dealers and users hang out. You're probably gonna get mugged, asked for weed or told you're ugly.
I went to East Bowling and got mugged by a guy wearing a tuxedo.
My friend got asked if he wanted a hit of weed by a guy with no teeth.
I saw a guy there and he looked like he hadn’t washed in a month.
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A place below Bradford. It’s full of drunks, dealers, users and shops that sell chips. You’ll get robbed, asked if you smoke weed or if you want your garden dug up.
I walked into East Bowling and got robbed by a guy wearing a chicken suit.
My sister got asked if she wanted a hit of weed by a guy who smelled like a bin.
I went to buy chips and got asked if I wanted my garden dug up.
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