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A place so bad it makes your soul cry and your pants smell.
I moved to East Bend and my dog left me.
East Bend is like a bad pizza that also hates you.
If North Carolina was a jail, East Bend would be the cell with no toilet.
East Bend
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A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe and also hates you.
East Bend is like my ex, small and full of drama.
I went to East Bend and my GPS had a meltdown.
That town is so tiny it probably has a grudge against everyone.
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A hole in the ground where people go to forget they ever existed.
East Bend is where my dreams went to die.
I moved there and my dog moved back with me.
That town is so bad it gave my aunt a complex.