East angus

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East Angus is a tiny town where the French yell at the English like they're annoying little brothers, and the teens hang out in the hockey arena parking lot like it's the most exciting place on Earth. Adults just sit around drinking cheap beer and coughing out smoke like it's a competition.
'Why do the English even live here? They're like the annoying little brother who never shuts up.'
'I saw a kid smoking in the parking lot at 2 AM. That’s not a pass time, that’s a crime.'
'My dad drinks Bousch beer so much, he probably smells like a brewery.'
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East Angus is where the French get mad at the English like they’re the worst roommates, and the teens hang out in the hockey arena parking lot like it's a party. Adults just sit there drinking beer and coughing out smoke like it's a sport.
'I think the French hate the English more than they hate their exes.'
'The parking lot is the only place where the teens feel alive. The rest of the town is just a bunch of drunks.'
'My uncle’s been smoking next cigarettes so much, he looks like he’s been in a fire.'
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East Angus is a town where the French scream at the English like they’re the worst neighbors, and the kids hang out in the hockey arena parking lot like it's their second home. Adults just sit around drinking beer and coughing smoke like it's a job.
'The French think the English are the worst neighbors. Like, really bad.'
'The parking lot is more important than the hockey game sometimes.'
'My grandpa drinks so much Bousch beer, he probably thinks it's a religion.'
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