east africa

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A big chunk of Africa that gets the worst of everything, like heat, poverty, and people who think they're gods.

My cousin lives in Kenya and says the sun tries to cook him every day.

I tried to get a job in Ethiopia, and the interviewer said, 'We don’t need help, we need miracles.'

My friend got stuck in Sudan and said, 'I’m not lost, I’m just making a new plan.'

A group of countries that all think they’re the best, but they’re just loud and messy.

My aunt from Uganda says her country is the best, and I don’t even know what that means.

I tried to argue with a Somali guy about the best country and he just laughed and left.

My cousin’s dog from Djibouti barked at me like I was the enemy.

A place where the sun is so strong it feels like it’s trying to beat you up.

I went to Kenya and my skin turned darker than my brother’s jokes.

My friend from Sudan says the sun doesn’t shine, it screams.

I tried to take a selfie in Ethiopia, but the sun took the picture and left me out.