Eassa

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A human being who drinks like a fish out of water and only cares about getting naked and passed out.
I saw Eassa at the bar. He drank three shots and tried to flirt with the bartender. He didn't remember his own name.
Eassa showed up at my house at 2 AM. He was wearing pajamas and asked if I had a pizza.
Eassa's main skill is passing out on the floor. He does it better than anyone.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Someone who drinks like a man on fire and only wants to end up in a bed with someone who doesn't know them.
Eassa walked into the club. He had a beer in one hand and a stranger's arm in the other. He didn't know where he was going.
Eassa texted me at 3 AM. He said he was in a hotel with a girl he didn't know. He didn't remember her name.
Eassa's dream is to be a drunk and a lover. He's working on both.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who drinks so much they forget their own face and only wants to end up in a bed with someone who doesn't care.
Eassa showed up to my party with a shirt on backwards and a tattoo on his forehead. He didn't know who he was.
Eassa tried to propose to his girlfriend. He didn't know what a proposal was. He just said 'will you be my wife?' and passed out.
Eassa's life goal is to be passed out and happy. He's not far from it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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