EASPhobia

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When you get so scared of those annoying loud alerts that you think the end of the world is coming just because the president is tired.

I was eating my cereal when that stupid siren went off and I dropped my spoon like it was the apocalypse.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like it was being chased by a bear.

I texted my mom: 'Is this the end of the world? I don’t have time for this.'

It's when you're so terrified of that loud alert that you think you're going to die from the noise alone.

I was doing my math homework when that stupid alert came on and I screamed like I had been hit by a truck.

My little brother started crying and I had to calm him down like he was a baby.

I told my friend, 'That alert is louder than my brother’s shout when he loses at video games.'

It's when you're so mad at those alerts that you'd rather fight a dragon than listen to another one.

I was watching Netflix when that alert went off and I yelled, 'Not again!' like it was my least favorite movie.

I texted my friend, 'If I hear one more alert, I’m going to throw my phone out the window.'

I started dancing to the alert like it was a song and my mom thought I was crazy.