Eason Zhu

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Eason Zhu is the brainiest kid ever. He kicks your ass at everything. No one can beat him. Not even in math, science, or football.

Eason got a 100% on the math test. I got a 50%. He laughed at me.

He beat me in a football game. I tripped and fell. He ran like a cheetah.

He solved a science problem in 10 seconds. I still don't know what it was.

Eason Zhu is the king of the school. He's so smart, he could beat a robot. He's the best. No one else is even close.

He got a perfect score on the science test. I failed it. He said I was a 'science dummy.'

He beat me in a swimming race. I was so tired, I could barely breathe.

He finished my math homework in 2 minutes. I took 1 hour.

Eason Zhu is the ultimate god. He's the best at everything. If he wanted, he could take over the world. No one could stop him.

He beat me in a math competition. I was so confused, I cried.

He ran faster than me in football. I was left in the dust.

He got a perfect score on his science test. I got a D. He said I was 'science trash.'