Eason

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That boy is the cutest mf I ever saw with eyes like warm honey and a smile that could melt a brick
Eason is the only guy who makes me forget my math test
I saw Eason at the mall and my heart skipped a beat
Eason texted me and I cried like a baby
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That girl is a total no-bullshit, trash-talking, swear-filled, backstabbing, piece of work
Eason just called me a disgrace and walked out
Eason flipped me off in front of the whole class
Eason told my mom I was a failure and she believed her
3
That guy is a faggot who thinks feet are the holy grail and spends all his money on foot lotion
Eason asked me to rub his feet and I said no
Eason buys foot cream for breakfast
Eason's feet are more famous than his face
4
Eason is the dream guy everyone wants because he’s cute, has honey eyes, and thinks black girls are the bomb
Eason asked me out and I said yes
Eason said I was the best thing since sliced bread
Eason brought me ice cream and I swooned
5
That singer is a Hong Kong mf who sells pork and has a girlfriend named Hilary and she’s a real looker
Eason sells pork and sings at the butcher shop
Eason’s girlfriend Hilary is hot
Eason is famous for selling pork and being a singer
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Eason is the best name ever and I would die for it
Eason is the name I want my kid to have
Eason is the name of my future husband
Eason is the name that makes my day better
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Eason is the worst excuse for spelling cops to drag you out of your house and make you write essays
Eason is the reason I got caught by spelling cops
Eason made me write 10 pages about my crush
Eason ruined my weekend with spelling cops
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