Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That boy is the cutest mf I ever saw with eyes like warm honey and a smile that could melt a brick

Eason is the only guy who makes me forget my math test

I saw Eason at the mall and my heart skipped a beat

Eason texted me and I cried like a baby

2

That girl is a total no-bullshit, trash-talking, swear-filled, backstabbing, piece of work

Eason just called me a disgrace and walked out

Eason flipped me off in front of the whole class

Eason told my mom I was a failure and she believed her

3

That guy is a faggot who thinks feet are the holy grail and spends all his money on foot lotion

Eason asked me to rub his feet and I said no

Eason buys foot cream for breakfast

Eason's feet are more famous than his face

4

Eason is the dream guy everyone wants because he’s cute, has honey eyes, and thinks black girls are the bomb

Eason asked me out and I said yes

Eason said I was the best thing since sliced bread

Eason brought me ice cream and I swooned

5

That singer is a Hong Kong mf who sells pork and has a girlfriend named Hilary and she’s a real looker

Eason sells pork and sings at the butcher shop

Eason’s girlfriend Hilary is hot

Eason is famous for selling pork and being a singer

6

Eason is the best name ever and I would die for it

Eason is the name I want my kid to have

Eason is the name of my future husband

Eason is the name that makes my day better

7

Eason is the worst excuse for spelling cops to drag you out of your house and make you write essays

Eason is the reason I got caught by spelling cops

Eason made me write 10 pages about my crush

Eason ruined my weekend with spelling cops