Easoeasexual

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A person who only wants to date East and Southeast Asian folks, no matter how ugly or weird they are

I don't care if she's got a lisp and a bad haircut, she's Korean and I'm in

He's Vietnamese and he talks loud, I'm taking him home

I ignored the guy from Japan who asked me out because he had a mustache

They only like East and Southeast Asian people, even if they're total dweebs

She picked the quiet guy from the Philippines over the hot guy from Brazil

He said no to the girl from Thailand because she had a pigtail

I didn't even look at the guy from China because he wore glasses

They're only into East and Southeast Asian folks, even if they're annoying or weird

I chose the guy from South Korea even though he cried at the movies

She said yes to the guy from Indonesia even though he had a weird laugh

He dated the girl from Singapore even though she had a bad habit of talking to herself

They only fall for East and Southeast Asian people, even if they're terrible at everything

He dated the girl from Malaysia even though she failed math

She picked the guy from Vietnam even though he couldn't cook

I said yes to the guy from Cambodia even though he had a lisp

They only like East and Southeast Asian people, even if they're the worst

I dated the guy from Japan even though he talked to his plants

She married the guy from Thailand even though he ate noodles for breakfast

He only likes the girl from Indonesia because she wears socks to bed