easington

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Easington is a stinkin' dump with some weirdos and a few lads who are actually decent looking

My cousin moved there and now he looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards

I saw a man wearing a sandwich bag as a hat on the bus

The local pub has a toilet that doesn't work and smells like a dead rat

It's where tiny little bums live and will shag for a packet of cheap biscuits and shag on the green every Friday with their druggie friends

My mate got shagged by three girls for a bag of crisps

They turned the village green into a shagging spot

I saw a kid selling glue on the corner

A place full of junkies and chavs who are always in your face and cuss you out

A chav threw a drink over me in the shop

I got cussing at by a crackhead for not giving him a fiver

The local dealer lives in a tent and sells shite weed

A place where fancy boys turn into motorbike stealing, druggie lunatics in just a few days

My brother went there and came back with a tattoo and a broken nose

He started stealing bikes and selling weed at the local shop

He now lives in a van and robs people for cash