Easilier

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Easilier is when you think someone is easier to get into bed than you are. It's a word that's hard to use for guys because we're all just lazy, sweaty, and too busy eating pizza.
Bro, you call that easilier? I’ve had five girls in my bed before breakfast.
My cousin says he's easilier than me. I told him he’s just ugly.
I asked my dad if he was easilier than my mom. He said, 'I’m just easier.'
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Easilier is when you think you’ve won the game, but then you realize you’ve just been playing the same level over and over again.
I thought I finished the game. Turns out I just got stuck in the first level.
I destroyed every monster. Then I realized I forgot to save.
I thought I was the king of the castle. Then I found out I was just the knight.
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Easilier is when you’re so obvious, even a blind man could see you coming. Like Riff Raff said, 'It’s easy, baby.'
He walked in the room like he owned it. Easilier than a pizza delivery guy.
She showed up at the party with a speech. Easilier than a kid with a crayon.
He said, 'I’m the best.' Easilier than a toddler who just peed on the floor.
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Easilier is a Red Hot Chili Peppers song that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a bus.
I heard that song and immediately started dancing like I was on fire.
That song came on, and I felt like I was going to die from happiness.
I listened to that song and forgot how to breathe.
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Easilier is when someone is so dumb, they think everything is funny. Even when it’s not. Like a kid who laughs at a fart.
My neighbor laughed at a pigeon. Easilier than a toddler.
My brother thinks my dad’s jokes are hilarious. Easilier than a donkey.
She laughed when I told her I ate a whole pizza for breakfast. Easilier than a baby.
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Easilier is when someone gets so mad over nothing. Like when someone says 'hi' and they start a war.
He got mad because I called him 'dude.' Easilier than a grandma.
She cried because I didn’t say thank you. Easilier than a dog who got kicked.
He got into a fight because I used the wrong fork. Easilier than a toddler who just saw a cookie.
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Easilier is when you think modifying your car is easy, but it's just a bunch of junk that doesn’t work.
I tried to modify my car. Now it sounds like a broken dog.
I put a new engine in my car. Now it just smokes like a donkey.
I tried to make my car go faster. Now it goes slower than a turtle.
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