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More facts you can check without getting confused or angry and even some cute little figures to look at
I just saw a tweet that said 90% of people are idiots. I checked it. It was wrong. So I blocked them.
My teacher said 2+2=5. I checked it. She was lying. I told her to shut up.
I saw a tweet about a cat wearing a hat. I checked it. It was real. I liked it.
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Less dumb stuff and more stuff you can actually prove with real numbers and maybe some tiny toys
I saw a tweet that said the moon is made of cheese. I checked it. It's not. I called them a fool.
My friend said he can run a mile in 10 seconds. I checked it. He can't. I laughed at him.
I saw a tweet about a tiny dinosaur. I checked it. It was real. I liked it.
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More stuff that's true and less stuff that's just someone's weird opinion or a stupid picture
I saw a tweet that said the sky is green. I checked it. It's not. I called them a moron.
My mom said the sun is made of glitter. I checked it. It's not. I told her to stop being silly.
I saw a tweet about a real dragon. I checked it. It was fake. I got mad.
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More stuff that doesn't make your brain hurt and less stuff that makes you want to scream or throw things
I saw a tweet that said 1+1=3. I checked it. It's not. I screamed.
My brother said he can eat a whole pizza in one bite. I checked it. He can't. I laughed at him.
I saw a tweet about a cat wearing a hat. I checked it. It was real. I smiled.
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More stuff you can actually trust and less stuff that's just random nonsense or someone's bad drawing
I saw a tweet that said the president is a alien. I checked it. He's not. I called them a liar.
My friend said he can fly. I checked it. He can't. I told him to stop being silly.
I saw a tweet about a real unicorn. I checked it. It was fake. I got mad.
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