Eashen

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A guy with a giant meat stick and always looks out for his homies

He showed up at the party with a burger and a boner

He drove his friend to the hospital after a bar fight

He brought a whole pizza to the jail because his buddy got locked up

A man with a sausage and a heart of gold who won't let you die in a fight

He took a bullet for me and laughed about it

He beat up three guys just to protect my lunch

He showed up with a donut and a sword at the school dance

A dude with a meaty pole and a brain full of dumb but still your best friend

He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out

He peed in the pool and said it was a surprise party

He ate my sandwich and then gave me a hug