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A guy who’s so awesome he makes you feel good even when he’s crying over a dead goldfish.
He cried for 20 minutes when his goldfish died. I didn’t even care about the fish.
He texted me a 10-minute video of him singing to the fish. I got emotional.
He brought the fish to my house for a funeral. I didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of guy who can make you laugh until you pee yourself, even if he’s got a broken heart.
He told a joke about his ex and a pigeon. I peed my pants.
He cried so hard during a movie that he snorted popcorn. It was legendary.
He texted me a crying emoji and a song about love. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who’s so cool, he can make your day good even when he’s yelling at a vending machine.
He yelled at the vending machine for 10 minutes because it wouldn’t give him a soda. I got a soda for free.
He talked to the machine like it was his ex. I got emotional.
He gave the machine a nickname and a standing ovation. I got a soda and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of guy who’s so good, he can make you smile even when he’s throwing a tantrum in public.
He threw a tantrum in the grocery store because he didn’t get his favorite cereal. I got free snacks.
He cried in the middle of a park because of a broken leg. I got a hug.
He yelled at a traffic light for 5 minutes. I got a laugh and a snack.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy who’s so amazing, he can make you happy even when he’s throwing a fit over a missing sock.
He had a meltdown because his sock was missing. I got a new sock and a laugh.
He screamed at the laundry room for 10 minutes. I got a free shirt.
He cried because he couldn’t find his sock. I got a sock and a laugh.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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