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'Bro, why are we fighting over who spilled the soda? I just wanted to eat my fries!'

My mom said I was grounded for life. I made a face so big it scared my dog.

My friend told me he got a 100 on the test. I stared at him like he just told me he peed on the principal's desk.

'You said the math problem was easy, but it’s harder than my cousin’s homework!'

My brother said I failed the test. I looked at him like he just told me he ate my lunch.

My teacher said I needed to stop talking. I gave her a face that made the dog bark.

'You said we were going to the mall, but we ended up at the zoo!'

My friend told me I had to do my homework. I gave him the face of a man who just learned he has to live with his uncle forever.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I looked at her like she just told me I had to live with my grandma.

'Why is my pizza cut into triangles? It’s supposed to be squares!'

My dad said I had to do the dishes. I gave him a face like he just told me I had to eat my vegetables for a year.

My teacher said I couldn’t use my phone. I stared at her like she just told me I had to eat my homework.

'You said I had to do my homework, but now I have to do my sister’s homework too!'

My friend said I had to run laps. I looked at him like he just told me I had to run with the principal.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I gave her a face like she just told me I had to live in the garage.