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A woman who looks like a goddess but acts like a feral raccoon. She'll put up with your dumbass mistakes, but don't think for a second she won't kick your ass if you annoy her. She's your best friend, your lover, and your personal curse all in one.
My Easen lets me live in her house but only because she thinks I'll finally grow a brain and fix the leaky faucet.
She cried when I broke up with her, but then she yelled at me for 20 minutes because I forgot her birthday.
Easen is the only person who can make me laugh until I cry and then scream at me for being a failure.