Easefire

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A fake truce where one side still kills, just with less noise and more cussing.

The ceasefire was announced, but the enemy just started shooting from behind a tree and cussed my grandma.

They said peace, but I still got stabbed in the back while eating a taco.

The truce was a lie, I got shot in the leg while they snuck up and cussed me out.

When a ceasefire is called, but the real killing happens in the dark, and it’s full of swearing.

They said peace, but I got beaten up in the dark while they called me a f***ing idiot.

The ceasefire was just a cover, I got slashed in the arm and called a f***ing coward.

They signed the ceasefire, but I got ambushed and called a f***ing chicken.

A fake peace where one side still kills, just with more f***ing cussing and less noise.

They said peace, but I still got kicked in the shins and called a f***ing weakling.

The ceasefire was just a lie, I got hit with a hammer and called a f***ing nobody.

I got stabbed in the back while they cussed me out and called me a f***ing loser.