Ease Your Squeeze

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Telling someone who’s way too hype to chill the heck out and stop being a loud, annoying energy ball.
Hey man, can you not be so loud? I'm trying to think here.
You're like a hype man at a funeral. Just stop.
Ease your squeeze, bro. I can't hear my thoughts anymore.
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A rude way to tell someone who’s going on and on like they’re the main event to shut up and let others breathe.
Will you stop talking? You’re louder than a fire alarm.
You’re like a radio on full blast in a quiet room.
Ease your squeeze, I’m trying to live my life here.
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A slangy way to tell someone who’s too excited to take a breath and just be normal for a second.
You're like a kid who just got a million dollars for Christmas. Just chill.
Ease your squeeze, I can't even hear my own thoughts.
You're going on like you're the only one who matters.
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A rough way to tell someone who's too loud and too happy to just quiet down and act like a human being.
You're like a loudspeaker in a library. Just stop.
Ease your squeeze, I need to think.
You're too happy and too loud. Just be normal.
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A funny way to tell someone who’s going on nonstop like they’re the center of the universe to take a break and let others speak.
You're like the sun in a solar system. Just stop shining so much.
Ease your squeeze, I need to breathe.
You're the only one talking. Let someone else speak.
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A profane way to tell someone who’s way too excited to stop being a loud, over-the-top mess and just be quiet for once.
You're like a loud, over-the-top mess in a quiet room. Just shut up.
Ease your squeeze, I can't take it anymore.
You're the loudest person in the room. Just stop.
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