Ease the oof

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To take the pain out of someone’s ass like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat

My mom eased the oof when she gave me a snack after I failed my math test.

My friend eased the oof by giving me his last slice of pizza.

My dog eased the oof by licking my face after I cried my eyes out.

To make someone’s misery so light it floats away like a fart in a hurricane

My dad eased the oof when he told me he didn’t care about my bad grades.

My teacher eased the oof by letting me leave early.

My cat eased the oof by sitting on my head during my breakdown.

To slap a band-aid on a broken heart and call it a full-blown surgery

My crush eased the oof by texting me after I got dumped.

My brother eased the oof by giving me his old video game.

My neighbor eased the oof by yelling at the loud kids next door.

To put a smile on someone’s face like they just won the lottery and got a free pizza

My sister eased the oof by bringing me my favorite ice cream.

My crush eased the oof by giving me a hug after I failed my test.

My dog eased the oof by eating my homework.

To make someone’s pain so small it can’t even be bothered to cry

My mom eased the oof by giving me a snack after I failed my math test.

My teacher eased the oof by letting me leave early.

My brother eased the oof by giving me his old video game.