earwiging

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When you sneak up and listen to someone else’s gossip like a smelly old rat, and you’re the kind of person who thinks they’re the main character in everyone’s story.
I was earwiging on my boss and his coffee break drama. I knew he was gonna get fired.
I heard my sister whispering secrets to her friend. I had to know everything.
I was earwiging on my ex and his new girlfriend. I needed proof he was a complete waste of space.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Sneaking around like a sly fox to hear what people are saying without them knowing. You’re a peeping tom with a side of cringe.
I was earwiging on my teachers’ lunch break conversation. They were gossiping about my grades.
I hid behind the curtain and earwiged on my parents’ fight. It was a disaster.
I was earwiging on the principal and her bad coffee. I knew she was gonna fire someone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re so clueless you think a person is talking to you, but they’re actually talking to someone else. You’re the kind of person who says ‘Huh?’ like ten times in one sentence.
I was in the middle of a conversation, but I thought the guy next to me was talking to me. He wasn’t. He was talking to his buddy.
I said ‘Huh?’ seven times in one conversation. I was so lost.
I said ‘Huh?’ like a dog hearing a new word. I didn’t understand a single thing.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You talk so much and so loud that you turn someone into your personal puppet. You’re like a loudmouth who thinks they’re a wizard.
He talked my friend into buying a pink flamingo. He was a loudmouth wizard.
She convinced me to eat a whole cake in one sitting. She’s a talking machine.
He talked his brother into joining a dance class. He’s a certified loudmouth.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dirty word for black people that means you’re a smelly, gross, unwanted pest. It’s like calling them a walking rat that smells like old socks.
They called me an earwig in front of everyone. It was embarrassing.
My teacher called me a smelly, gross earwig. I didn’t like that.
They used the word earwig to make me feel like a pest. It was unfair.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy sticks his toe in his girlfriend's ear. It’s like a weird, gross, and mildly erotic thing that only an Irish guy would do.
My uncle did the earwigging thing and said it was a classic move.
He stuck his toe in her ear like it was a romantic gesture. It wasn’t.
He did the earwig thing and said it was the best foreplay ever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A super-chef who cooks like a god and can throw darts better than a superhero. To be earwig you have to cook like Theresa May and eat salmon and peas like it’s a royal event.
He cooked like a god and threw darts like a superhero. He was earwig.
She cooked salmon and peas to perfection. She was earwig.
He threw darts better than I ever could. He was earwig.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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