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the kind of hot that makes your face melt and your brain scream

I saw him in the hallway and my face started smoking

My brain tried to escape my head because he was that hot

I texted my friend 'he is literally the sun and I am a toaster'

so hot he could cook your lunch with a side of humiliation

He walked in and my lunch was already on the table

I tried to eat my sandwich and it was jealous of me

My friend texted me 'he is cooking your lunch and your dignity'

the kind of hot that could make your ex cry and your mom faint

My ex started sobbing in the corner

My mom fainted and fell into a cake

My dog ran away because he was too hot to handle