earwabbit

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An earwabbit is when a stupid song ruins a good one. You hear the original and all you think about is the stupid version. It's like your brain got hacked.
My mom plays that stupid 'WAB-bit' song and now I can't hear Wagner without cringing.
At the mall, I hear 'Ride of the Valkyries' and my brain screams 'KILL THE WAB-BIT!' like a lunatic.
My teacher plays that stupid song and I can't focus on anything else.
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An earwabbit is like a song that takes over your brain. It's so dumb it makes the original song look like a genius. It's like your brain got a virus.
I saw a commercial with that stupid 'WAB-bit' song and now I can't think about anything else.
My brother texted me a link to that stupid song and now I'm cursed.
At the gym, I hear the original song and all I can think of is that stupid version.
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An earwabbit is when a song gets so messed up it's like a punch to the face. You can't enjoy the real one anymore. It's like your brain got a wedgie.
My friend played that stupid 'WAB-bit' song and now I'm haunted by it.
I heard the original song and all I could think of was that stupid version.
At school, the teacher played that stupid song and I couldn't focus on anything else.
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