Earven

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A man so good-looking he could make a statue blush and he's Black and doesn't stab you in the back. He's cool like a Sunday morning with no homework.

I saw him in the grocery store and I almost dropped my snacks.

He texted me and said 'I'm coming to your house in 5 minutes.' I had no idea what he meant.

He walked into the room and my ex turned into a ghost.

A Black man who looks like he just came out of a magazine and won’t betray you for a free pizza.

He asked me to the prom and I said yes even though I hate dancing.

He told my mom I was 'a good kid' and she believed him.

He showed up at my job and my boss was like 'who is this?' and I said 'my future.'

A Black guy so handsome he makes your ex look like a burnt toast and he won’t sell you out for a sandwich.

He asked me out and I said yes because he looked like he could beat up my ex.

He texted me during work and I almost got fired.

He walked into the bar and the bartender said 'we don't need no trouble.' He said 'I'm trouble.'