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a brainless chunk of meat who thinks they're smart

'You didn't even know what a prime number was!' 'I was busy being cool.''

'He tried to explain quantum physics. It was like watching a dog try to fly.'

'She claimed she knew how to cook. All she did was burn toast.'

a person so clueless they could trip over a doorknob and still say it was the floor's fault

'I failed the test. The questions were mean.'

'He walked into a wall and said the wall was being rude.'

'She blamed the sky for her bad mood.'

a human who thinks they're the main character of their own dumb story

'I was the hero of the math test. The numbers were the villains.'

'She told everyone she was the reason the sun rose.'

'He claimed the pizza was jealous of him.'

a person who’s so dumb they could fail a spelling test and still say the words were wrong

'I spelled 'cat' as 'c a t'. The word was confused.'

'He wrote 'dog' as 'd o g' and blamed the paper.'

'She got 'tree' wrong and said the letters were plotting against her.'

a person who thinks they’re a genius but can’t even tie their shoes without a swear word

'I’m a genius. I tripped over my shoelace.'

'She tied her shoes and said the laces were mocking her.'

'He tried to tie his shoes. He screamed and called the laces 'f***ing traitors.'