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A person, man or woman, with ears so big they could be mistaken for the handlebars on a toilet seat.

My uncle’s ears are so big, they look like they were glued to his head.

She walked in and I thought the door was broken.

He’s got ears like a squirrel got hit by a truck.

Someone with ears so wide they could be mistaken for the ears of a donkey that got hit by a truck.

That guy’s ears are like two giant floppy pancakes.

She walked in and I thought she was wearing headphones.

He’s got ears so big, they could be used as a tent.

A human with ears so huge, they could be used as a net to catch fish.

His ears are like two giant elephant ears attached to his head.

She came in and I thought she was wearing giant cups.

His ears are so big, they’re like a fashion statement.