eartistic

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A person who thinks the Earth is their only friend and draws, paints, or sings like it's the only thing that's ever been nice to them.

@artistic_dude: I painted the whole forest because my ex broke up with me and now I hate everyone but trees.

My teacher said I was eartistic because I cried when the flowers died.

She wrote a poem about a rock and got a standing ovation. Everyone was confused but also impressed.

Someone who makes art so bad it hurts the Earth, but also makes it feel loved at the same time. Basically a mess but with a soul.

He drew a tree with three legs and called it a masterpiece. It’s now on the cover of a magazine.

My dog is eartistic because it dug a hole and then stared at the sky like it was judging it.

She wrote a song about dirt and it went viral. No one knows why.

A person who's so into the Earth they act like it's their ex. They write songs about it, draw it, and sometimes even shout at it.

I texted the ocean and it texted me back. We’re now officially eartistic.

She painted the sun with a green marker and called it a ‘personal achievement.’

My brother started a band called ‘The Roots’ and now he’s eartistic.

A person who claims the Earth is their muse, but it’s just because they failed at everything else. They make art like it’s their last chance.

He drew a tree that looked like it was crying and called it ‘The Last Leaf.’ It’s now in a museum.

My mom started a garden just to make her friends feel bad. She’s eartistic.

He wrote a poem about the wind and it got him out of jail. No one knows why.

Someone who thinks they're special because they like the Earth and make art. They probably also think they're a superhero.

She drew a flower and then announced she was ‘the guardian of petals.’ No one believed her.

He wrote a song about the moon and now he thinks he's the Earth's favorite person.

My uncle is eartistic because he once cried at a tree and now everyone knows about it.