earting

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Earting is when you stuff your face like a pig while your butt lets out a thunderous fart like a dragon just exploded.

My mom earted so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

I earted during the final exam and got a D for being too funny.

My dog earted and knocked over my cereal bowl.

Eart is the prison planet where all the immortal gods are stuck, chained to the ground, forced to watch us humans eat garbage and make bad decisions.

I’m from Eart, and I swear your life is a nightmare.

Eart is where the gods go to cry and complain about us.

If you don’t stop eating pizza, you’ll be sent to Eart forever.

Eart is when you’re so in love with something, you can’t even think straight, it’s like your brain is melting from all the feels.

I earted my crush so hard, I failed math.

My dog earted the mailman and now he won’t come near our house.

I earted my job so much, I got a promotion and a raise.

Saying ‘Eart my fart’ is the funniest pickup line ever. It makes people laugh so hard, they might forget their own names.

He said ‘Eart my fart’ to my sister and now they’re married.

My dad used ‘Eart my fart’ to get a date with the barista.

I said ‘Eart my fart’ to my teacher and got extra credit.