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A space-dwelling smelly creature that needs air, water, and food to not die and smell like a trash can.

'I’m not coming out of my room until you bring me pizza.'

'I can’t breathe this stink anymore.'

'I’m not a dog. I don’t need food every hour.'

A planet-dweller who can’t live without air, water, and food or they’ll turn into a pile of dead meat.

'I’m not dead yet. I still have snacks.'

'I don’t need water. I’m a desert god.'

'I ate four burgers. I’m fine.'

A meaty creature that needs oxygen, water, and food or they’ll explode and make a mess.

'I can’t take it anymore. I’m exploding.'

'I’m not exploding. I’m just full.'

'I ate a whole pizza. I’m exploding.'