Earthy Dad

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a guy who acts like your dad but smells like a sewer and wears socks with shoes that look like they were stolen from a dead guy

Dad: 'I’m just trying to be cool, okay?'

He tried to dance and looked like a confused pigeon.

He wore the same sweat socks for three days straight.

a man who thinks he’s the king of the park but can’t even tie his shoes without crying

He tried to do yoga and fell over like a sack of bricks.

He called his socks 'his royal slippers.'

He told the mailman he was his best friend.

a guy who talks like he’s on a juice box commercial but smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can for a week

He said, 'I’m just being myself, okay?' while wearing a sock on one foot.

He tried to sing and sounded like a dying cat.

He told his kid he was a ‘rockstar dad.’

a man who thinks he’s a cool dad but looks like he’s been living in a sock drawer for years

He tried to do a TikTok dance and looked like a confused goat.

He called his shoes 'his royal boots.'

He told the neighbor he was a 'legendary dad.'

a guy who thinks he’s a dad but smells like a sock that’s been left in a gym for a decade

He tried to do a dad joke and it sounded like a dying pigeon.

He wore the same socks for a week and called them 'his royal slippers.'

He told the mailman he was his best friend.

a man who thinks he’s a dad but smells like a sock that’s been soaked in a sewer and left to rot

He tried to dance and looked like a confused squirrel.

He called his socks 'his royal slippers.'

He told his kid he was a ‘rockstar dad.’