earthy

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Like dirt. Not fancy. Just plain old mud. You know, the kind that sticks to your socks and makes your feet smell like a landfill.
This guy's shoes are so earthy, they look like they were dug out of a ditch.
She walks like she was raised by a goat and a pile of compost.
His pants are so earthy, they probably have a job.
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A tree-hugger who thinks granola is a meal, free-range chicken is a lifestyle, and co-ops are the future. They also think you're a menace if you don't live in a van and eat kale for breakfast.
This earthy guy tried to save a tree by yelling at a construction site. No one listened.
She turned down a job at a bank to live in a co-op and eat nothing but quinoa.
He refused to use a plastic bag and got yelled at by a cashier.
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A worm. Not just any worm. The worm that makes you want to dig a hole and never come out.
That earthy in my garden is eating my tomato plants.
I saw an earthy crawling out of my sock. It was like a horror movie.
My dog ate an earthy. Now he’s coughing up dirt.
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The guy who breaks the internet for fun. He’s the reason your favorite website is down and your favorite meme is missing.
That earthy nuked my favorite video game site. I had to play a backup game.
He cracked a porn site and the whole internet got distracted for a day.
He hacked my phone and now it sends me random cat videos.
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Smelly like a garbage can. You can smell it from a mile away. It’s like your grandpa’s sock after he’s been wearing it for a week.
That guy smells like an earthy. I can’t stand him.
She came in and smelled like she had been in a compost bin.
His feet stank so bad, he could have been a walking earthy.
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A group of worms. Not just one worm, but a whole army of worms ready to take over your garden.
Those earthies are multiplying like crazy. My garden is going to be eaten alive.
I found a whole bunch of earthies in my lawn. They’re like a worm gang.
My dog dug up a bunch of earthies. Now my yard looks like a worm war zone.
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Someone who says things others wouldn’t. They talk about stuff like sex, poop, and how bad your hair looks. They’re not shy, and they don’t care what you think.
That earthy talked about poop in front of the whole class. I was embarrassed.
He said stuff about sex in front of my mom. Now she won’t let me watch TV.
She told me my hair looks like a raccoon’s nest. I was mad.
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