earthworm jim

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Earthworm Jim is a worm who thinks he's a rock star, and he's got the moves to back it up. He flies through the sky like he owns the place.
Earthworm Jim is like the worm version of a pop star. He flies through the sky like it's his stage.
Jim's got that wormy swagger. He flies through the sky like he's on a tour.
He’s not just a worm. He’s a worm who rockets through the sky like it's his job.
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Earthworm Jim is the best cartoon ever. If you don't agree, I'll beat you up until you do.
This cartoon is the best ever. If you don't think so, I'll beat you up.
Earthworm Jim is the raddest. Say otherwise, and I'll take you down.
This cartoon is so good, I'll punch you if you disagree.
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Earthworm Jim is a game that was awesome, but then it turned into a pile of trash.
The first game was fire, but the third one was a mess.
It went from awesome to a disaster in just a few years.
First game: legendary. Third game: trash.
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Earthworm Jim is a guy with a tiny weenie. It's so small, it's embarrassing.
Jim's got a peen so tiny, it's a disgrace.
That little weenie is so small, it's sad.
He's got a tiny peen. It's like a joke.
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Earthworm Jim is a little worm who hasn't had the foresight to get his peen cut.
He’s a worm with a weenie that’s still attached. Not cool.
His peen is still there. He’s not a man, he’s a worm.
He’s a worm who still has his peen. That’s just sad.
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Earthworm Jim is a worm who got turned into a hero by a giant slug. It was awkward and weird.
A slug gave him a suit. It was weird and awkward.
He got a super suit from a slug. It was confusing.
A giant slug made him a hero. It was weird.
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Earthworm Jim is a worm who jacks off until he cums in his own butt. It’s gross and it’s weird.
He jacks off until he cums in his own butt. That’s gross.
He cums in his own butt. It's the worst.
He cums in his butt. It’s like a disaster.
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