earthwaker

My uncle is an earthwaker. He lives in a tree and eats worms for breakfast.

She showed up at my birthday wearing leaf armor and a mud mask. I threw cake at her.

He tried to turn my lawn into a jungle. I called the lawn service and got him fired.

My neighbor is an earthwaker. He once tried to plant a garden in my garage.

She showed up in my DMs wearing a hat made of leaves and asked me to stop using plastic.

He walked into my house and started talking to my floor like it was his best friend.

My cousin is an earthwaker. He once brought a frog to my school presentation.

She showed up at my concert wearing a moss skirt and a flower crown. I asked her to leave.

He tried to turn my driveway into a flower bed. I called the city and got him banned from the park.