earthstrong

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Your birthday in Rasta style but with more swear words and less chill

Yo, you earthstrong today? I bet your momma was screaming when you came out of her

You earthstrong? I don’t even know how you survived your first year

That earthstrong ain’t just a birthday, it’s a war cry

How many years you’ve been alive and still standing, like you were born with a punch in your face

You been earthstrong for 25 years? I died after 10

That earthstrong number is higher than my GPA

Your earthstrong is so high I think you were born in a fight

Jamaican style birthday wish, but it’s like they’re yelling it at you through a megaphone

You got earthstrong? I got earthstrong, and I had to fight my uncle for it

Earthstrong is the reason I still remember my birth date

That earthstrong thing is the worst, but I still do it every year