Earthstonaut

My cousin walks around with a helmet like he's saving the planet from a donut shortage.

She texted me saying she's an Earthstonaut because she wears a helmet to class.

He tried to impress his crush by wearing a helmet and talking like an astronaut. It didn’t work.

My dad shows up to the grocery store in a helmet like he's going to Mars for breakfast.

She walked into school wearing a helmet and said she's an Earthstonaut. No one believed her.

He tried to fight a cop with a helmet on. It was sad.

My brother claims he’s an Earthstonaut because he wears a helmet when he eats pizza.

She texted me that she’s a space legend because she wears a helmet during her Zoom meetings.

He wore a helmet to the park and asked kids if they wanted to be Earthstonauts too.