Earthskills

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Earthskills is like being a savage version of a survivalist who knows how to turn the forest into your personal buffet and your shelter into a fancy tent made of leaves.

I ate a squirrel and it tasted like regret.

I built a shelter out of sticks and my dignity.

I made fire with rocks and my rage.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is when you know how to make a basket out of reeds and also know how to make your enemies feel like they're being woven into a trap.

I wove a basket and it looked like my ex's life.

I made a pot out of clay and it held my revenge.

I tanned a hide and it was smoother than my boss's lies.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is knowing the forest like it's your ex, and you can track it down like it owes you money.

I tracked a deer and it ran faster than my internet.

I knew the seasons like I knew my mom's nagging.

I followed animal signs and found a squirrel's secrets.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is when you forage like it’s your job and eat wild food like it’s your revenge on the grocery store.

I ate wild berries and they tasted like freedom.

I foraged like I was hunting for my lunch.

I found a mushroom and it looked like my boss's face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is when you cook like a caveman and your food tastes like it was made by a god who hated your mom.

I cooked over a fire and it was the best meal I ever had.

I smoked meat and it smelled like my dad's old shoes.

I dried fish and it was the best snack ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is when you navigate like a pirate and you know the way by the stars or your neighbor’s bad mood.

I found my way using the stars and my sense of direction.

I used the sun like it was my GPS.

I got lost and it felt like my life.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Earthskills is when you survive like it's a party and you rewild like it's your new best friend.

I survived the forest like it was my favorite hangout.

I rewilded like it was my new job.

I learned survival skills from a mentor who knew everything.

by Slangipedia 17d ago