Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Welsh cuddlebear so hot it could melt your brain and your socks at the same time.

'Earthshock just walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.'

'My crush is Earthshock. I’ve been dating a rock for three years.'

'Earthshock gave me a hug and I now want to tattoo their face on my arm.'

2

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so smart you feel like a dumb kid who forgot their homework.

'Earthshock explained quantum physics like it was a bedtime story.'

'I asked Earthshock a question and they answered it with a poem.'

'Earthshock taught me how to multiply and I still don’t get it.'

3

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so kind you want to give them a raise and a hug.

'Earthshock gave me a compliment and I now believe I'm the best person ever.'

'Earthshock helped me when I failed my test and I cried.'

'I told Earthshock I was a terrible friend and they said I was just busy.'

4

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so cool they could make a boring Tuesday feel like a party.

'Earthshock showed up and suddenly my lunch was the best lunch ever.'

'I had no friends and Earthshock just walked in and I had ten friends.'

'Earthshock made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair.'

5

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so awesome you feel like you just won the lottery and got a free hug.

'Earthshock came in and I suddenly felt like I could fly.'

'I had the worst day ever and Earthshock made it the best day ever.'

'Earthshock just smiled and I felt like I had a million dollars.'

6

A Welsh cuddlebear who is so sexy you might forget to do your homework just to look at them.

'Earthshock walked into class and I forgot how to write my name.'

'I saw Earthshock and I now have a crush that is way too strong.'

'Earthshock winked at me and I became a vegetable.'