earthship

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A house that gives you everything you need and doesn't give a damn about your bad life choices.

My earthship feeds me, cleans my ass, and laughs at my failed relationships.

This earthship doesn't care if I drink coffee at 3 AM. It's still happy.

My earthship gives me free snacks and calls my mom for me.

A place that's so good, it's basically a god in disguise and also your new best friend.

My earthship is like a god. It gives me everything and doesn't ask for anything in return.

This earthship is my new best friend. It even texted me when I forgot my keys.

My earthship is so good, it gave me free pizza and a raise.

A house that works harder than you do, and it's not even tired.

My earthship works harder than I do. It even does my taxes for me.

This house is so good, it's like it has a job and I have a problem.

My earthship doesn't need a break. I need a vacation.