Earths-Waters

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Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. And I don't give a damn about your stupid feelings.

Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. I'm not your emotional support planet.

Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. You're just a side dish.

Earth is my body. Water is my blood. Air is my breath. Fire is my soul. Don't even try to cry at me.

That meme about Lays chips is the worst thing since sliced bread and bad decisions. It’s like they filled the bag with air and a bad attitude.

That Lays meme? Please. It’s just a bag of air and a bad attitude.

That Lays meme is the reason I hate chips now.

Lays chips? That’s just a bag of air. I’m not even mad.

Five words. In that order. Make you the greenest, most eco-friendly, most annoying person ever.

Earth, water, air, fire, spirit. That’s how you get the greenest, most annoying person ever.

Five words. That’s all it takes to be the most eco-friendly, most annoying person ever.

Earth, water, air, fire, spirit. I don’t need no stinkin’ recycling.

Earths-Waters is a planet like Earth. But it’s in the Crack 90s. The earliest 90s. When everything was bad and the music was worse.

Earths-Waters? That’s just the 90s. The worst 90s. The crack 90s. The real 90s.

That planet is like the 90s. The real 90s. The crack 90s. You don’t want to be there.

Earths-Waters is the 90s. The crack 90s. That’s where the music went to die.

I call humans who are obsessed with abscesses. They’re like the worst kind of human. The kind that smells and screams.

Homo-sapiens? No. They’re abscess addicts. The worst kind of human. The kind that screams and smells.

I call them abscess junkies. The kind that smell and scream.

Those humans? They’re not humans. They’re abscess junkies. The worst kind.